Funny, clever, and unapologetically blunt. The “When You Can Be Anything You Want, Being An Asshole Seems To Be A Really Odd Choice” T-shirt is a sarcastic reminder that kindness and common sense are always available options. This witty statement tee delivers a simple message with plenty of attitude: with so many choices in life, why choose to be an asshole?
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, kind-hearted people, witty friends, outspoken women, and anyone who enjoys clever humor with a little edge, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a sharp and sarcastic sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
