Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “I’ve Been Hiding From Exercise — I’m in the Fitness Protection Program” T-shirt is for anyone who considers avoiding workouts a full-time lifestyle. It’s humor, self-awareness, and gym-dodging honesty wrapped into one comfortable tee.
Perfect for couch champions, cardio avoiders, and anyone who prefers laughter over lunges, this shirt makes a bold statement while keeping things casual and comfy.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with an effortless, laid-back vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Great for everyday wear, lounging, or gifting someone who proudly skips leg day
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
