Playful, dramatic, and hilariously honest. The “Dear Lord, Please Give Me Patience Because If You Give Me Strength I’ll Need Bail Money Too” T-shirt is for anyone who knows their temper comes with a warning label.
Perfect for humor lovers, quick-witted personalities, and those who cope with chaos through comedy, this tee turns daily frustrations into a laugh-out-loud prayer. Because sometimes patience is safer for everyone involved.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor bold
• Ideal for casual outings, stressful days, or showing off your perfectly dramatic sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
