{"product_id":"never-mistake","title":"Never Mistake My Silence for Weakness No One Plans a Murder Out Loud T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDark humor meets bold confidence with the “Never Mistake My Silence for Weakness — No One Plans a Murder Out Loud!” T-shirt. This witty design delivers a sharp punchline that turns quiet moments into a powerful (and hilarious) statement. Perfect for those who are calm, observant, and just a little bit mischievous.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re the quiet one in the room or someone who enjoys edgy humor, this tee lets everyone know that silence doesn’t mean weakness—it just means you’re thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit that pairs easily with any casual outfit\u003cbr\u003e• Bold, dark-humor design that grabs attention\u003cbr\u003e• Great gift for friends who appreciate sarcasm and a little bit of wicked humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Grandma","offers":[{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":50694726123806,"sku":"8165781_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":50694726156574,"sku":"8165781_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":50694726189342,"sku":"8165781_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":50694726222110,"sku":"8165781_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":50694726254878,"sku":"8165781_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":50694726287646,"sku":"8165781_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":50694726320414,"sku":"8165781_9401","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":50694725861662,"sku":"8165781_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":50694725894430,"sku":"8165781_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":50694725927198,"sku":"8165781_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50694725959966,"sku":"8165781_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50694725992734,"sku":"8165781_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50694726025502,"sku":"8165781_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":50694726058270,"sku":"8165781_8929","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":50694726091038,"sku":"8165781_12878","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":50694726353182,"sku":"8165781_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":50694726385950,"sku":"8165781_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":50694726418718,"sku":"8165781_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":50694726451486,"sku":"8165781_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":50694726484254,"sku":"8165781_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":50694726517022,"sku":"8165781_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":50694726549790,"sku":"8165781_5314","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":50694726582558,"sku":"8165781_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":50694726615326,"sku":"8165781_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":50694726648094,"sku":"8165781_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":50694726680862,"sku":"8165781_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":50694726713630,"sku":"8165781_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":50694726746398,"sku":"8165781_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":50694726779166,"sku":"8165781_5318","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/2873\/2702\/files\/Mauve_6e6417b4-21c4-45b0-9ef9-b41ebc7669f5.jpg?v=1772910217","url":"https:\/\/k9w2e7-wu.myshopify.com\/products\/never-mistake","provider":"Cheeky Grandma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}