Funny, savage, and unapologetically witty. The “If You Must Talk Out Of Your Ass, At Least Have The Decency To Stand Up. I Simply Cannot Tolerate Mumbling” T-shirt is for anyone who appreciates a perfectly delivered sarcastic comeback. This clever statement tee takes calling out nonsense to a whole new level, adding a ridiculous demand for proper volume and presentation.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, witty smart-asses, outspoken friends, comedy lovers, and anyone who always has a clever response ready for bullshit, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a savage sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
