Funny, cheeky, and unapologetically crude. The “It Wasn't A Fart... My Lower Intestine Blew You A Kiss!” T-shirt turns an embarrassing bodily moment into a ridiculous excuse that is impossible not to laugh at. This hilarious statement tee is perfect for anyone who loves toilet humor, silly wordplay, and jokes that embrace life's less glamorous moments.
Perfect for pranksters, goofy personalities, crude-humor lovers, sarcastic friends, and anyone who isn't afraid to laugh at awkward moments, this tee is sure to spark laughs and plenty of double takes.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilarious sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
