Hilarious, sarcastic, and perfectly relatable — the “Someone Told Me I Have Two Faults: I Don’t Listen & Some Other Sh*t They Were Rattling On About” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves humor with a side of attitude. It’s a cheeky nod to selective hearing, sass, and the art of tuning out nonsense.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, witty personalities, and anyone who enjoys laughing at life’s little annoyances, this tee turns playful defiance into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a bold, humorous vibe
• Perfect for casual outings, social events, or just ignoring people in style
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
