Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically relatable. The “I Googled My Symptoms. Turns Out I Just Need Everyone To Fuck Off” T-shirt is for anyone who has diagnosed their bad mood as a serious case of needing some peace and quiet. This hilarious statement tee turns online symptom searching into the perfect excuse for avoiding drama, unnecessary conversations, and irritating people.
Perfect for introverts, sarcastic personalities, overwhelmed people, antisocial friends, and anyone who occasionally needs the entire world to leave them alone, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who enjoys unapologetic humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
