Funny, relatable, and unapologetically cynical. The “I'm No Longer Following My Heart. That Bitch Gives Bad Directions” T-shirt is for anyone who has learned that following your heart doesn't always lead somewhere worth going. This clever statement tee turns questionable life choices and bad romantic decisions into a hilarious navigation joke.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, independent women, hopeless romantics with trust issues, and anyone who has learned to question their heart's questionable directions, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilarious and cynical sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
