Funny, relatable, and unapologetically honest. The “I Always Regret Making A Good First Impression. Because There's No Way I'm Keeping That Shit Up” T-shirt is for anyone who knows their first impression is probably much more responsible than their true personality. Why pretend to be well-behaved when keeping up the act is exhausting? This hilarious statement tee embraces the chaos that eventually comes out.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, funny introverts, chaotic friends, brutally honest people, and anyone whose real personality takes a little time to reveal itself, this tee makes a hilarious everyday statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a wonderfully unfiltered personality
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
