Funny, bold, and unapologetically chaotic — the “I Don’t Need Luck, I’ve Got Sarcasm and Bad Decisions” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who navigates life with wit, attitude, and a questionable game plan. It’s a hilarious way to own your choices… even the questionable ones.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, risk-takers, and anyone who embraces life’s unpredictable moments, this tee turns self-awareness into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a witty, rebellious vibe
• Perfect for casual outings, hangouts, or spontaneous adventures
• Great gift for friends who love humor, sarcasm, and a little chaos
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
