Funny, lazy, and full of classic dad-joke energy — this “Every Morning I Announce To My Family That I’m Going Jogging… But Then I Don’t Go. It’s A Running Joke” T-shirt is made for those who love fitness humor more than actual fitness.
• It’s sarcasm, procrastination, and clever wordplay all wrapped into one hilarious statement design.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a playful twist
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or pretending to exercise
• Great gift for runners, non-runners, and anyone who appreciates a good pun and a lazy morning
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
