Funny, dramatic, and full of self-control struggles — this “Sometimes I Just Have To Close My Eyes, Count To Ten, And Remind Myself I Wouldn’t Look Good In Prison Stripes” T-shirt is made for those who survive irritating people with sarcasm and patience… barely.
• It’s dark humor, attitude, and everyday frustration wrapped into one hilarious statement design.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a witty edge
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or everyday street style
• Great gift for anyone with a short temper, strong personality, and a great sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
