Funny, bold, and perfectly mischievous. The “My Goal in Life Is to Piss Off at Least One Person a Day… So Far I’m 16 Years, 7 Months, and 21 Days Ahead of Schedule” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and a little harmless troublemaking. It’s a laugh-out-loud way to showcase your legendary attitude.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, witty personalities, and anyone who enjoys keeping people on their toes, this tee turns daily mischief into a proud, statement-making habit.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Durable, high-quality print that stays bold wash after wash
• A fun and edgy gift for friends who live life on their own terms—and make it hilarious
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
