Funny, dark, and cleverly twisted — the “Blood Spatter Is Red, Luminol Shines Blue… Watch Enough Crime Shows, They’ll Never Find You” T-shirt blends true crime vibes with sharp humor. It’s a playful nod to forensic obsession with just the right amount of edgy attitude.
Perfect for crime show fans, mystery lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little dark humor, this tee turns curiosity into a bold, conversation-starting statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a dark, witty vibe
• Perfect for casual wear, binge-watching nights, or everyday laughs
• Great gift for true crime enthusiasts and fans of clever, edgy humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
